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2008-04-21 2:54 PM
Please welcome hamotis.com into your hearts and homes as you have danotis.com. There is already enough there to win all sorts of web sites awards but get this, he is going to ADD MORE!... haha, i mean it's like, "Hey let's go ADD MORE to the Mona Lisa!" or, "Let's ADD MORE to danotis.com!".

It's ridiculous!... But I won't stop him from doing what he feels is best. You know why? Because Ham is a fine man with fine plans to cram as much sam into your pet ram as he possibly can.

 

 

03/17/2008
You know what day it is, don't you?!

 

06.03.2008
Hells Bells! Danotis.com is finally back online! To mark this special occasion I participated in an interview with myself just a bit further down the page here. Also, new link up.

 

Dan: So Danotis.com has been off the grid for quite a while! What have you been up to?

Dan: Nothing really... Actually scratch that, I've been doing a lot of stuff. I beat the LOST videogame.

Dan: What did you think of it?

Dan: Hahaha yeah... And I'm almost done with Mass Effect. At least I think I am. I've been on that jerk Saren's tail for quite some time. Got laid though, that was fun. Except it was that dumb ho Ashley. I've been trying to get her killed this entire time!! And before I know it, we're banging. Story of my life.

Dan: I hear that. What's next on the todo list?

Dan: Bioshock. Wait, do you mean besides videogames?

Dan: No.

Dan: Yeah, Bioshock is next. I played Shadow of the Colossus a bit yesterday. God that game rules. I need to make a videogame section on danotis.com sometime. That would be cool.

Dan: Speaking of which, what can fans expect from the site in the near future?

Dan: Lolcats and more pictures of my dog probably. No promises as usual. On second thought, don't put this in the interview, I like to keep the fans guessing. (Laughs)

Dan: (Laughs) No problem. Thanks for your time!

 

 

12/19/2007
Those pining for some Dislike action can check out the latest entry. Those not pining for some Dislike action can check out the latest entry. Hey new survey! Who put that there?

December, 8:24 PM
Hey fans! It has been some time since the last update. I went to Las Vegas, California, 'Merica to celebrate the spirit journey formation anniversary of myself and the lucky lady who is priviledged to be my mate. We had a triumphant time. I won no money gambling but I did come away with a certificate for participation.

Moving on. Mega-fans of the site will notice the new 'Survey Says!' link above. The first poll is up and awaits your high powered opinion. Information gathered from these surveys will never ever be sold to the Iraqi's. Scouts honor.

Thursday
Happy Turducken day everyone! Please enjoy the new link and please ignore the illegality of my posting it! And you got yourself a stew!

 

11/16/07
I have been playing the shit out of Assassins Creed. Badassery all over the place. And thats how Danotis rolls.

 

sat, 10.11.07 10:23 PM
The Pug section is up. Immediately www.danotis.com is less cool. This shall be reverted as much more beautiful things are coming to the site very soon!

 

Tuesday, November 6, 2007 0:07 AM
www.Danotis.com (The site you are currently masturbating to) is receiving rave reviews from real reviewers! Check it in!

Hello, I am Daniel Otis Carrigan

(11:40:21 PM) Brandon: oh dear lord
(11:40:27 PM) Brandon: the frames...

(11:05:01 PM) Ryan: wow. how2grammar imo

(10:50:21 PM) Will: lol random as usual

(10:49:41 PM) Keke: this is ridiculous already

(10:38:42 PM) Mike: Wow...
(10:51:06 PM) Mike: Well, Halo 3 turns into Hotdogs

(11:02:48 PM) Jen: YES!

(10:51:32 PM) Philip: i'm confused

 

Tue, 6-nov-07 0:02
Great job to fans of internet terminology! The comments page has reached 2 pages! And if that doesn't excite you, AWWWWWW! Well than, maybe this will! ->

Elmo

05.11.07
By adding the 'Links That Might Interest You' button I have interested you!

 

11/05/2007
The Internet is up and so is Danotis.com! Everyone

 

November 4, 2007 11:17 PM
Thank you for joining the happiness danotis.com shares all. Pleased to meet you on the world wide web. Having fun ok?

Hello, I am Daniel Otis Carrigan