Bosco
Age: 1 1/2 yrs old
Ability to perform "sit": Rarely
Great dog, came potty trained out of the box. Rarely barks or is any other sort of annoyance for that matter. Very timid around strangers due to being beaten as a pup. (Not by me) His fur is usually described as "pubic" and always has a frightened look to him. He gets bonus points because of the smackdowns he gives Frederick the Pug. It's just so obvious that he enjoys doing it as much as I enjoy watching it.
Good Boy!
Frederick (the Pug)
Practical uses: None
Peak RPM's: 8000
Pugs are the worst breed of canine to ever walk this earth. His smashed-in face makes it impossible to breathe without sounding like he is on the verge of death. If only...When he is excited he spins and barks. When he is angry he spins and barks. When he is sad he lays down and thinks about spinning and barking... and then gets up and does it. Annoyances aside, his ugly-ass face occasionally makes me laugh. I guess we'll call that a plus.