Error #1 - The Green Side of the Sponge
This here was a simple misunderstanding. What started as a simple clean-up job ended as beautiful abstract engravings all over the side of my car.
A dear friend of mine got very much drunk one evening. By morning he still wasn't feeling very well so I offered some Pepto-Bismol to calm his innards. What he didn't realize about this magical formula is that it is not a fucking energy drink and you shouldn't suck down the entire thing. Then all it took was a bumpy ride down the freeway and voila!
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Error #2 - "It's cool, I've got this."
Dumb, dumb dumb. Going to get some tiki torch fluid from the Walgreens or whatever. And what's this? A parking space right next to the door! Tubular!
Nevermind that the car in the space next to it has its door wide open.
*Note that this picture is from after I got it "repaired" by some guy who just knocked on my door and said he would fix it for 70 bucks. :-/
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Error #3 - Cars are not toys. Nor are they devices for jokes or gags.
Let me help all of the fans of danotis.com out there with this bit of advice:
The next time you ask yourself, "Wouldn't it be funny if I stopped my car behind my friends' parked car so he couldn't get out until I let him?
Answer back, "NO! IT WOULD NOT BE"
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